I heard you guys play PC games over a local network with no lag while eating snacks?

We do.

Do you really give money to Extra Life to help sick kids?

We do.

Do you have customer service?

Of course! Our friendly and knowledgeable customer services reps are available to answer your questions 24/7/365.  LOL, just kidding.  We do LAN parties for fun a couple times a year.

You guys suck.  I went to one of your parties a few years ago and it was just a bunch of nerds playing PC games and eating Sushi and Bean Dip.

Sounds about right.  Also, that's not a question and doesn't belong in the FAQ.

What's a LAN?  What's a LAN Party?

LAN stands for Local Area Network.  It's a computer network built in a relativity small area, as opposed to a Wide Area Network like the internet.  A LAN Party is a social gathering involving a LAN, games, and bean dip.  Some people do it without the bean dip, but they are wrong.

Why do you always talk about food when you talk about LAN Parties? 

Nobody's going to show up unless they think you have punch and pie!

Why a Cannon?

You need a cannon to shoot the moon.